ONE (6 2) / TWO (*8)
I have changed! I can see I was wrong
Keeping boxers and briefs way too long!
I’ve ONE wearing old shorts
Thanks to recent reports,
But my Batman TWO? Still going strong!
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life as a puzzle 
Rice Milk #4 answer: adolescents / steal second.
Ha! Love the reference to Batman , and I’m sure you can still pull the look off.
Batman {answer}, that is
Thanks. If I have an interest in noir superheroes and the waist size of a ten-year-old, I figure why not. 🙂