ONE (9) / TWO (4 5)
Now my No Shave November is done!
And my face depicts gray, wizened ONE!
But by Saturday morn
I’ll be dyed, shaved, and shorn,
With those TWO fully plucked out — how fun!
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life as a puzzle 
Rice Milk #27 answer: ski team / makes it / mistake
LOL! (also, a little scruff on the face suits you)