PUZZLE: Rice Milk #29

LEFT (7 3) / RIGHT (6 4)

My true love lost some fierce LEFTs on eBay,
Out-proposed on each swan, goose, and grebe, eh?
Lacking waterfowl, he
Bought some RIGHTs, and said, “See:
Storks and ibises in a pear tree, bae!”

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